DLTK's Crafts for Kids
An Alphabet Zoo
by Carolyn Wells
A was an apt Alligator,
Who
wanted to be a head-waiter;
He said, "I opine
In that field I could shine,
Because I am such a good skater."
B
was a beggarly Bear,
Who carefully curled his front hair;
He said, "I would buy
A red-spotted tie,--
But I haven't
a penny to spare."
C was a cool Chimpanzee,
Who went to an
afternoon tea.
When they said, "Will you take
A caraway cake?"
He greedily took twenty-three!
D was a diligent
Doe,
In summer she shovelled the snow;
In the spring and
the fall
She did nothing at all,
And in winter the grass
she would mow.
E was an erudite Ermine,
Who tried very hard to
determine
If he _should_ earn a cent,
How it
ought to be spent,
And decided to purchase a sermon.
F was a fussy
Flamingo,
Who remarked to his family, "By jingo!
I think
I would go
To that animal show,
But they all talk such
barbarous lingo."
G was a giddy Gazelle,
Who never could learn how
to spell;
But she managed to pass
To the
head of her class,
Because she did fractions so well.
H was a
haughty young Hawk,
Who affected society talk;
But when
introduced
At a large chicken roost
He excitedly screamed
out, "Oh, Lawk!"
I was an idle Iguana,
Who lived upon curried
banana;
With tears he'd protest
That he
never could rest
Till he learned to sing "Eileen Alanna."
J was a
jimp Jaguar,
Who purchased a Spanish guitar;
He played
popular airs
At _fêtes_ and at fairs,
And down at the
Fancy Bazaar.
K was a kind Kangaroo,
Whose bonnet was always
askew;
So they asked her to wait
While they
put it on straight
And fastened it firmly with glue.
L was a
lachrymose Leopard,
Who ate up twelve sheep and a shepherd,
But the real reason why
He continued to cry
Was his food
was so lavishly peppered.
M was a mischievous Marten,
Who went to
the Free Kindergarten;
When they asked him to plat
A gay-colored mat,
He tackled the job like a Spartan.
N was a
naughty Nylghau,
Who wandered too near a buzz saw.
It cut off his toes,
And the shrieks that arose
Filled
all of the neighbors with awe.
O was an ossified Oyster,
Who
decided to enter a cloister.
He could not return,
So continued to yearn
For his home in the sea, which was moister.
P was a poor old Poll Parrot,
Who had nothing to eat but a carrot,
And nothing to wear
But a wig of red hair,
And
nowhere to live but a garret.
Q was a querulous Quab
Who at every
trifle would sob;
He said, "I detest
To wear
a plaid vest,
And I hate to eat corn from the cob!"
R was a
rollicking Ram,
Attired in an old pillow sham.
When asked
if he'd call
At the masquerade ball,
He said, "I'll go
just as I am."
S was a shy Salamander,
Who slept on a sunny
veranda.
She calmly reposed,
But, alas!
while she dozed
They caught her and killed her and canned her.
T
was a tidy young Tapir,
Who went out to bring in the paper;
And when he came back
He made no muddy track,
For he
wiped his feet clean on the scraper.
U was a young Unicorn,
The
bravest that ever was born.
They bought him a boat
And they set him afloat,
And straightway he sailed for Cape Horn.
V was a vigorous Vulture,
Who taught animals physical culture;
When a pupil dropped dead,
The kind teacher said,
"You
needn't consider sepulture."
W was a wild Worm,
All day he did
nothing but squirm.
They sent him to school,
But he broke every rule,
And left at the end of the term.
X was a
Xiphias brave,
Who lived on the crest of the wave.
To
each fish he would say,
"Good day, sir, good day!"
And
then a polite bow he gave.
Y was a young Yellowhammer,
Who raised
a ridiculous clamor;
And he chattered until
An owl said, "Keep still!
I'm trying to study my grammar."
Z was a
zealous old Zibet,
Toboggans he tried to prohibit.
If any
one tried
To take a sly slide,
He ordered him hanged on a
gibbet.
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